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Happy May Day!

Happy May Day everyone!

The glorious combined festival to celebrate the goddess Floriana, patron of flora, and Beltane, in which one casts protections on your cattle, crops and people. Usually by lighting great piles of bones on fire; bone-fires or – as their more modern equivalents became known – bonfires. Traditionally a time when everyone gets together to make deals, alliances and betrothals. There’s often a young lady with flowers in her hair. Also chimney sweeps. That’s a thing that happens.

British folklore is the weirdest patchwork quilt ever made, I swear…

We were talking at work today that May Day in Oxford is like the pinnacle of Oxford-ness. It’s got Latin, it’s got pagan celebrations so obscure that most people have just stopped asking for context, it’s got a man dressed as a giant tree who dances, it’s got more Morris dancing and music, it’s got drunken antics, it’s got a seething hatred for traffic trying to enter the town centre…

Oxford on May Day is such a trip, you guys!


So normally when there’s a holiday Ivan and I get together and come up with some occasion-relevant folktale to retell for you all.

And this weekend past we went to visit Powis Castle together and I thought that there might be something from there. Sadly although Powis and the families who built and rebuilt it and lived and worked there have a really interesting history, there was anything that felt quite right for this section of the Here Be Wyverns.

But what there was in the gardens of Powis (which are beautiful, and well-worth visiting) were a lot of Snake heads. And I figured, Great! There must be a good story to go with these, right?


Well… No. Not really. I tried, I really did, but there’s nothing I could find about snake heads, nothing like the narcissus’s tale of the beautiful hunter and his total self-interest to the detriment of everything else in his life, right up to his own body.

And I was about to give up on the whole idea, but then… then May Day happened to me.

Ivan was sad that the stems of snake heads are tall and spindly; he can’t reach up to touch or smell. I explained that much of the joy in flowers is in the looking.

Because while I was researching Fritillaria meleagris, or the snake head, I found that there was an interesting story to go with it, and one which I think has some applicability to folklore in general.

So the fritillary is first recorded as growing in England in the wild in 1736, although herbalist John Gerard mentions it as a garden flower in 1578. As a result, although there’s still a tiny bit of debate on how native the snake head is to England, most people agree that it’s probably what is fantastically referred to as “a garden escapee.” I mean, by 1736 more than 86% of all our native flowers had been discovered and documented, so the likelihood that a fairly common flower which especially liked to grow around the tranquil rivers in Oxfordshire had been missed by some keen Oxford naturalists with  scrapbooks at the ready is minuscule.

Incidentally, someone note down next to my efforts to suggest an animated TV show about British folklore, I want another one about plants escaping from enclosures and discovering the world, OK? Who’s with me?

Anyway, regardless of when it arrived and when it escaped in the wide world of the English countryside, the snake head thrived. It was beautiful at a time when the weather was warming enough for people to enjoy being outside, and especially with it’s flowering around the May Day celebrations (See, this does all connect up!) it got swept up into the feeling of joy that winter was finally over and that the summer was coming.

In one of his most lyrical accounts, the writer and botanist Richard Mabey (in his epic Flora Britannica) recounts the relationship between locals and this most loved of wild flowers. The species garnered a whole range of local names – frawcups, leper’s bells, oaksey lily, minety bell to mention a few. Andy Byfield in the Guardian’s Gardening Blog [Full Article]

The flower matches his eyes, and I think it’s blowing his mind a little!

It was so popular and plentiful, in fact, that bunches of the purple or white bells were sold in vast quantities in London and Birmingham, as well as in the markets of Oxford and its surrounding villages.

And then it started to vanish.

The wet meadows that suited it so well were drained for farming and building, and the snake heads began to recede into the most out-of-the-way places. It didn’t disappear completely and protected spaces like Iffley Meadows and Magdalen College’s meadows still have plenty that bloom every year. And as it became more scarce, people began to appriciate it more. There’s even a festival dedicated to “Fritillary Sunday” in the village of Ducklington, which I promise you is a real place, no really!

The thing is, though.

Really? Because the Rape of Kore was definitely in Homer, and Greeks were sort of famous for their cultural hatred of women, sooo… How sure are we that Persephone was a kick-ass decider of her own destiny, instead of a kidnapping victim?

The story of the snake head fritillary, reminds me a little of folklore itself. It would be so easy to dismiss the fritillary from our notice as a non-native plant. To decide that only the most ancient and native plants may be celebrated in our lands. But that would be to miss the point entirely.

Some things don’t hurt us with their introduction into our lives. They just provide us with a joy we didn’t have before, and then they fit right into our world like they were always there.

There are people who will gleefully introduce a version of an ancient, ancient story with the words “In the original version” as if there can be such a thing in a cultural tradition that existed without the input of writing for centuries and travelled and evolved massively in that time before it was caught and caged within the written works of the likes of the Brothers Grimm and Hans Anderson.

Collecting and recording the folktales that were once told everywhere was a great thing, but it kind of lost a part of the fun inherent within them. The written word is like a formal border – words stay where they are meant to be and they have only the one desired effect.

Through such works the stories began to spread, and then the stories escaped the books once more, to be passed down and shared around camp fires, on sleepovers and school trips and in the games of children and the new stories of adults. They did what they were always meant to and changed and crept into people’s lives. We loved those old stories, didn’t we? They were a part of our lives and of ourselves, like they’d always been there.

But then they fell out of fashion, as many things do, and we told them less often. I learned a lot of the stories that shaped me as a child from my family, but many of my friends were not so lucky. Perhaps they were more interested in other less old-fashioned things, all worthy enough in their own way, just as the land which once nurtured the fritillary could be just as well used to feed people, or to house them.


And just as I’m happy that people are starting to celebrate the fritillary again, I’m just as pleased that we are once again pulling out all those old folktales, those stories we had passed down to us by kind elders, that we’re dusting them off and changing them and playing off them again to make them into something new.

I know that there’s a lot of versions of the same story in the world, just as there are lots of plants and flowers in England. And with the rise of more and more books taking folklore and retelling it again and again, in different settings, and time frames, and with different characters and roles…

It feels like we’re remembering what was great about those old stories, and that we’re also discovering the potential of their newer relations too. Like the experimental gardeners, we’re mixing together the old and the new and crossing them up and around to see what coolness comes out of it.

And on the evening of this May Day in Oxford, with it’s dancing tree, Morris dancers and the exact same drunken shenanigans that we’d have seen back in 1750-something… I wanted to say thank you to you all, you writers who have been gardening for years, and the ones who only just started. You have seen the beauty in both the old and the new. And you have helped me love writing and stories again when I too was in danger of forgetting what was important about them.

Happy May Day everyone. See you next time.

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A Spirit of Springtime


My parents had a firm policy, when I was growing up, that if there was something I might be scared of, they would try to show me that this thing could be fun, or useful, or at least mostly harmless, so I wouldn’t be afraid of it anymore.

As the guradian of a very tiny dragon, I naturally felt that Ivan and I would need to work on his concerns about how huge flowers could be. Sounds reasonable, right?

Ivan, that’s not how it works! I can see you!

*Sigh…* I may live to regret this.

Because now, bolsted by your very kind comments on his efforts to take over the Easter Bunny’s job of distributing colourful eggs, Ivan appears to be doing his level best to get into every patch of spring flowers imaginable! As any of you with small children may be able to advise me on, it’s a litle disconcerting when you take your eyes of your tiny creature for two seconds and turn around and he’s disappeared!

Fortunately I think Ivans skills at playing hide-and-seek are… limited. For a while he seemed to think it was all about putting something between yourself and your

You’re pretty, Ivan, but I’m not sure you’ll enjoy being a flower…

persuer. Which would be absolutely correct in theory, but lacks somethign in practice when that ‘something’ is far smaller than you are.

Sadly for me, practice clearly makes perfect and oh boy!

I know dragons are always meant to be fast, but I swear I have no idea how he manages to hide so well and so quickly!

Anyway… Funny thing.

I’ve been trying to find a good story to share about dragons and spring, or dragons and flowers for weeks, and there doesn’t seem to be any! This is actually a bit of a shock to me, because I thought that there were dragons for everything. I suppose we all learn something new every day, but this makes me a little sad…

I love the little side-eye look there of ‘Do you think I’ve been spotted? No? Maybe I’m still hidden?’ Oh Ivan, you are not a flower…

I sort of expected that European dragons probably wouldn’t have much to do with nature and flowers, as they tend to be forces of destruction or obstacles for heroes to overcome in legend and folklore.

The closest dragons seem to get to being connected to nature in a positive way is that the seven sacred rowan trees of Celtic mythology were once thought to be guarded by fierce dragons to keep them from harm. Which I suppose ties in with dragons hoarding and guarding things?

But I couldn’t seem to find anything flowers-related in Asian mythology either, and dragons in Asian culture seem to have a much more positive connotation of wisdom and generosity.

If anyone does know of some good stories with dragons and flowers, please can you let me know in the comments? I’d like to add a new dragon story to my collection, and I have a very small dragon who needs to be raised in the traditions of his ancestors!

Now you have found me, human, I shall pose as Master over all the Flowers!

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The Trouble with Being Tiny

Being small can have many benefits when you’re a dragon. You can get into more mischief – Ivan come down from there! Again! – and the benefit of looking so small and cute is that you of course get out of trouble so much more easily too.

20180314_164344But it is not always so helpful. For example Ivan, like many dragons, has a great love of daffodils in honour of his Welsh cousins. Kind friends of Ivan may remember his earnest search in the snow for a single daffodil to celebrate St David’s Day a month or so ago.

Well now that the snow no longer comes down (understatement!) Ivan can enjoy daffodils that haven’t been squished by the snow… And it seems that they were rather bigger than he had expected! Look at that expression of consternation on realising that the flower alone is bigger than your head! I did try to reassure him that the daffodil wouldn’t eat him, but I’m not sure I was very convincing around my peals of laughter!20180314_164316

On a side note, I think I may have the only dragon in history who was genuinely scared of flowers for a few days…

Oh, the mighty hunter…

No one tell the other dragons, OK? They’ll laugh at him!

Anyway, all was not lost! For after everything calmed down I explained that there were in fact20180314_164256 miniture daffodils he could play with! After a wary approach I think these have met with far greater approval all round!

Phew! For such a nature-loving dragon, Ivan sure had me worried for a second there! We’ll leave him playing with flowers that are a bit more his size, I think…

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Greetings from the Easter Dragon!

The Beginning of a beautiful hoard
Hmmm… These things look interesting… I could get behind collecting these!

The problem with having a dragon assistant continue to surprise me! Apparently dragons think that this time of the year is some huge Egg Festival, which dragon are very in favour of as you can imagine!

Ivan has been trying to amass himself a nice respectable hoard of eggs, especially these colourful ones which appeal to Ivan’s love of multi-coloured things to pile up and be proud of.

I’ve been trying to explain the point of Easter Eggs, but we got stuck on the idea of the Easter Bunny. At first there was much consternation that a rabbit would have anything to do with eggs at all. In Ivan’s view, rabbits do not lay eggs and should leave this sort of thing to the professionals. Then again, I explained that the Easter Bunny’s job is to go around the place and distribute the eggs to others, especially children and Ivan looked so utterly shocked and betrayed! To give eggs away? I think this many be a dragon thing…

King of the Egg Hoard
When your pile of eggs is bigger than you are, is it too much, maybe? Naaaaaah!

As you can see, there is nothing more dragon-ly than sitting on top of your pile of eggs and hugs another egg close to your chest so no one can take it away from you.

The fun fact I learned while trying to explain why we have an Easter Bunny, not an Easter Dragon, is that this character is a lot older than I expected.

I assumed that he was a fairly new character, maybe the product of the Chocolate Wars, as an advertising gimmick that stuck around longer than expected. But no! The first mention of his legend as a rabbit that distributes multicoloured eggs to children (and fun-loving grown-ups!) comes from a 16 page medical essay, written by Dr Johannes Richier, published in 1682!

Stolen Egg
The aftermath of an egg thief! I’ve never seen anyone look so upset over eggs before…

Apparently the good doctor was raising concerns that children who found these colourful eggs would eat them without the proper seasoning of salt and butter, and give themselves tummy ache.

Naturally I am taking no chances with this! I don’t know if dragons eating Easter Eggs will suffer from the same fate, but have you seen a dragon suffering from tummy ache? It’s not a pretty picture when you mix it with these fire-breathing little critters!

I do admit that it was extra hard to do when he retaliated with those big sorrowful eyes. Just look at him! And that was after I confiscated just the one egg! Honestly, Ivan!

Still I shall remain strong, and hope that he will forgive me in time…

Happy Easter to all of you! The season of Spring and Rebirth is finally upon us and I can only hope for great and glorious things in the year ahead!